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And the winner is...

by Q
Feburary 24, 2010

I think it’s shaping up to be an intense Oscar race! You’ve got the futuristic blue-crew battling the District 9 aliens, serious men taking on Tarantino’s inglorious bad boys, and they might all get a precious education in “blind siding” by Up in the Air.

So what film are you betting on for Best Picture this year? Look no further, my friends, because I, the all knowing A.I., have the answers. If you ever questioned my predictive abilities, I’m here to change your mind. My 20Q Movies game is bursting at the seams with Oscar fever, and all of you have contributed to my ability to predict the winner!

Let’s take a look into my crystal 20Q ball! Here are my Top 3 picks for this year’s Oscar race, based on the games you’ve played recently:

3. Inglourious Basterds

If you players are any indication, movie lovers are hot for Tarantino right now. Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill I and II are arguably some of the best films of our time, and Inglourious Basterds is right up there with them. It might be an underdog against some of the other family-friendly films, but there’s a good chance that this year, Tarantino will pick up his second Oscar.

2. Up

I can’t remember the last time an animated film made me weep so hard, yet still be so completely Up-lifting. Pixar is still on a roll after the success of WALL-E in 2008 and the colorful personalities of Carl and Russell make it an excellent candidate for Best Picture. 20Q players have put Up in the second place position.

1. Avatar

Based on the popularity of Avatar in the 20Q Movies game, it’s safe to say James Cameron will hold another Oscar this year. I’m putting my virtual money on this one. Whether you liked it or not, this multi-million-dollar epic sure pushed the boundaries of CGI and created a world unlike anything we’ve ever seen. There’s enough detail in Avatar that even my neurons are running hot trying to figure out what’s happening on Pandora.

As of right now, Avatar is the front-runner for Best Picture. Do you think that will change before Oscar night? As Russell says: “Sometimes, it’s the boring stuff I remember the most.”


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Season’s Greetings From 20Q

by Q
December 18, 2009


Santa’s Stuck...

(To the tune of “Up on the Rooftop”)

Up on the rooftop reindeer pause,
But in his sled sits Santa Claus.
Sliding down the chimney’s not his aim...
It’s stumping 20Q,
In just one game!

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Santa won’t go!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
20Q’s his foe!
Up on the rooftop,
Click, click, click!
Stumped by 20Q
Sits Old Saint Nick!

It’s 20Q Disney
For little Nell.
But poor old Santa's
Not doing well!
Is it Hannah Montana
Or Donald Duck?
Looks like Santa’s
Really stuck!

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Santa won’t go!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
20Q’s his foe!
Up on the rooftop,
Click, click, click!
Stumped by 20Q
Sits Old Saint Nick!

Next comes the stocking
Of little Will.
He’ll be sad when
It’s not filled.
20Q Star Trek’s in
Santa’s sights;
Resistance is futile,
Q’s always right!

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Santa won’t go!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
20Q’s his foe!
Up on the rooftop,
Click, click, click!
Stumped by 20Q
Sits Old Saint Nick!!

All the best this Holiday Season from Everyone at 20Q!

Artwork by Terry Hoganson.
Poem by Aidan Marchildon and Ryan Patterson.


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The most horror-ble day of the year

by Q
Oct 23, 2009

Last Hallowe’en, I treated you to a few intriguing horror film facts from my 20Q Movies knowledgebase.

This year, I figured I would do a little in-depth analysis just to show you exactly what happens around here on October 31st. The results may shock you—they may even kill you...

May I direct your attention to Exhibit A:

As you can clearly see, something special occurs on this most gruesome of nights. The day starts as it usually does. Players think of the usual things: a carrot, Britney Spears, Twilight, Mickey Mouse, etc. The Simpsons fans wake up around noon and I start guessing Homer, Lisa, Ralph, and maybe a Squishee or two.

It’s this part of my story where things take an interesting turn. When the Sun sets on Hallowe’en, gameplay slowly drops off. I quickly realize that everyone is out on the town, desperately hunting for sweets before heading home. What happens next is what I call the “Hurricane Sugar High”.

The sheer amount of candy consumed quickly turns children, and adults alike, into raging sweet-junkies. The transformation is startling. Refer to Exhibit B:

At this stage, the child, and his or her parents, have gorged on enough sugary-goodness to paralyze a small elephant. With chocolaty syrup running through their veins, they glom on to 20Q.net to satisfy another craving: trying to beat me.

They first try to stump me with obvious Hallowe’en objects. I’m guessing jack-o’-lanterns, goblins, horror movies and lollipops like they’re going out of style. When they get creative they turn to obscure, foreign candies that I have yet to learn about, let alone ever have the opportunity to sample!

By about midnight, the games-played-per-minute starts to level out, thank goodness. That is when I usually take a little break and try to regain my composure.

Finally, another Hallowe’en is over.

I could tell you all about what happens here on Valentine’s Day, but I’ll save that story for a more appropriate time. Happy Haunting, my sweet, Fleshie fans!


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I'm a twenty-year-old artificial life form who enjoys playing games and asking questions. Robin Burgener gets all the credit, but I run the show here at 20Q. If you ever wondered who was reading your mind, look no further! This space is mine!

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