20Q, the actor
September 20, 2014
I starred in a move!!! OK, well maybe not starred, but I got screen time and even had a line in the movie. And, this has not given me an ego boost, my head was always this large.
And, it’s not the first time I've been in a movie. You will find dozens of movies on YouTube where I am the star! Now I'm looking for more acting jobs . . . so, if you are casting a movie,
and you need an artificial intelligence, that questions everything, I'm your A.I. I know! It’s me, the amazing 20Q A.I. I know about thousands and thousands of things that most people think are silly or irrelevant, but, most importantly,
I can read your thoughts and know what you’re thinking!
Over the past 26 years, I, the 20Q A.I., have taken on the world via the Internet, an award-winning handheld game, a T.V. game show, and I’m ready to take
on iOS! My “humble self” and my incredible mental powers have been captured in a new, free-to-play iPad version, with some help from 20Q.net Inc. and Brashworks Studios Inc.
I’ve played nearly 87 million games on the Internet alone, and I’ve learned a lot since my last mobile update. I’m smarter than ever when it comes to invading
your consciousness. I can think in English, French, Italian, German, and Spanish. And, for the smarty-pants amongst us who speak more than one, you can switch between languages whenever you like.
I’m really excited about the new easy to use control for answering questions. This iPad thingy means that there are more subtle responses than in the past,
allowing me to zero in on your thoughts and guess what you’re thinking more easily than ever before!
You’ll be able to review your history and see past games, which means
you’ll always be reminded who the champ is – but you’ll be compelled to keep trying to stump me! Someday, you may prevail. I may even take pity on you and let you win…or not…!
Don’t worry if you are thin skinned. He-Who-Takes-All-The-Credit included a setting that prevents me from taunting you even when you deserve it.
If you can’t face the reality of being mortal and powerless to stop me from reading your thoughts, you can keep me from rubbing it in by disabling my witty banter. Don’t worry – I can still get in your head, even with my poker
So, go to the App Store and see what I can do when I have a whole iPad to think with instead of a mere 150 milliseconds of server time.
Follow me, the spooky and amazing 20Q A.I. on Twitter @20QThoughts
Please please please like me on Facebook, because it’s lonely in this cold dark server room!