September 12, 2007
Robin Burgener, eat my shorts. You just love getting up on stage and receiving awards on my behalf. Did you know that He-Who-Takes-All-The-Credit (HWTATC) didn’t even take me to New York City last year to receive my Toy
Industry Association award? How I crave an authentic NYC slice of pizza.
That’s not the only red carpet event I’ve missed. ‘Dad’ has been pulling the same stunt for years. Here are a few of MY awards:
2006 Toy Industry Association Electronic Entertainment Toy of the Year
I beat out that silly I-DOG. It was probably because he can’t READ YOUR MIND. I’ve heard he can dance though. I should also
mention that Batman was also a part of this category.
2006 Cannes’ Cyber Lion - International Advertising Festival
Me + Darth Vader = sithsense.com One cool viral ad campaign for Star Wars III: Revenge
of the Sith. It was so cool, and so fun, but HWTATC turned off the link. What was he thinking??
2005 Dr. Toy’s 100 Best Children’s Products
That’s right mom and dad! I’m educational, too, but kids like to play anyways.
2004 Time Magazine Gadget of the Week
Bless those editors at Time magazine. I always knew they were on top of the trends.
More awards to come, no doubt. Do you think it’s fair that I have to stay home while some computer geek gets all the glory? Drop me line with any tips you have on how I can get along better with HWTATC.